shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.

bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo

by callmegod93 June 25, 2009

stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo

I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo

by Fart master flash December 20, 2013

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah.
Has uncontrollable anger issues.
Has butt implants.
Brushes his teeth with water and no toothpaste.

This is that moment where Nathan new he “Andrew Shampood” up.

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

whore shampoo

when a guy cums in someone else’s hair or cuming in one’s hands and washing another’s hair with it.

Bro last night I got whore shampooed and my hair is low key soft.

by jehovah witness June 10, 2023

Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018

Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.

Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.

by BigDog The Pirate October 6, 2018