Social Security

Term for a whore getting a Pimp to protect her.

She doesn't have to worry about anything Big Will is her Social Security.

by Lionic March 9, 2010

Department of Homeland Security

(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.

The DHS budget's largest line items are:

*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;

*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;

*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;

*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;

*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.

(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion

The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

Spicy senorita

Hot thick mami.

She a Spicy Senorita

by Bad 14 October 10, 2018

TRGH Security

A very cool pew pew pew place for TRGH

TRGH Security teaches people to use outdated guns and Hilton ripoff detain tools

by TRGH dude January 10, 2020

senorita

what camila cabello and shawn mendes like to be called

*shawn and camila* i love it when u call me sEnOrItA

by gbhxbjshs July 14, 2019

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009

security

The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid.

by Wingman, 1st Degree May 28, 2006