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selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.
"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."
by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016
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Selective intelligence

At moments Tim Hillhouse has selective intelligence . When he is not hurting himself.
by Rifledog1 July 25, 2017
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primitive selections

That one girl you have a crush on from across the classroom, Yeah Her... Well She Has ''Primitive Selections' And needs someone other than you ugly white trash......
That girl has Primitive Selections
by ffffszertdftx554w53w3 November 29, 2016
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Natural-Selection

An ass-kicking Half-Life Mod
No way dude, CS is so gay, lets play some Natural Selection!
by Duff-Man February 12, 2003
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Sex selective infanticide

To kill an infant or baby based on an undesired or unwanted gender.
They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.

It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Selective Racism

The act of discriminating against selected idividuals of a certain race. To be specific, those who do not assimilate with their surrounding culture.
John: Look at Charlie Chan driving like an chink in his brand new Benz. I'll bet he's going to Parker Place

Dick: Fuck I want to bomb that place. It's just that I'm a believer in Selective Racism and might kill some cool foreign people!
by NOT A REAL RACIST May 11, 2011
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Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.
Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome
by DBUS :D January 8, 2010
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