Grumblin' Sealion

Screwing a fat woman with facial whiskers from behind and making her squeal like a sealion.

Jake won $50 after a Grumblin' Sealion experimentation.

by Squeakles December 3, 2011

Angry seal

A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.

I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it

by Fortune26 October 26, 2008

seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.

"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"

by daj198 January 26, 2010

deal Sealer

The characteristic, of a person, that seals the deal when considering entering into a relationship.

Opposite of dealbreaker

The fact that Dave drove a hybrid car, as a testimony to his dedication to a green lifestyle, was a deal sealer when Christine considered a long term relationship with him.

by Teen Dream December 21, 2007

5th Seal

A wickedly awsome hardcore band from Pulaski, TN

5th seal band

by Billy Bob Jr the third December 21, 2009

Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

sealock

A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.

Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!

by andggeeze October 2, 2009