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seal boy

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.
Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”
by CornSnek October 15, 2019
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seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.
seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.
by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008
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bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012
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sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.
Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.
by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011
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Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.
Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"
by fetishlover June 6, 2014
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Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.
1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.
by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004
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Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf
Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?
by Rafrooda October 9, 2011
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