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she is short... also! she is cute and cuddly when she wants to be but can be as vicious as a koala when you try to hug her without permission unless she is in a calm and happy state. She is PARTIALLY a VSC girl and is simply.... A BAD BITCH!!
GODDAMN NOT AGAIN SAGHAR!!
by cantcontrolthesass November 5, 2019
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To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
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Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.
They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.
They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.
They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.
They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Roger the nosey seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)
Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:
Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)
Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:
Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
by woim August 3, 2011
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This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
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