Scrumple

a word that replaces fuck

Last night I told this chick to scrumple off but she wouldn't so we ended up scrumpling instead.

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

scrumple

a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck

last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

by Anna December 27, 2003

Scrumptrelecent

Scrumptious; Magnificent; Tremendous

This food is scrumptrelecent.

Have a scrumptrelecent day.

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

Sucky Scrambler

When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.

I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.

by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010