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Scroggins

A small hairy creature like something you would find in harry potter. its part squirrel and part spider. it makes a raspy hight pitched screeching noise that can get very annoying. its kind of a poof ball with 8 legs, claws, little squirrel ears. very small and can multiply quickly! the only way to kill them is to stomp on them but even that can prove difficult because of they are quick little buggers! by the way they have teeth and will bite!

can also be called a Scrogdor.
person one: Oh my gosh there is a scroggins on my head get it!!!

person two: I can't its to fast and i don't want it to bite me it could have rabies or something!
by little Dancer May 18, 2009
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scroggin

The little tab of foreskin that's left after circumcision.
I got my scroggin caught in my zipper once and had to go the ER to get it out.
by scroggin scratcher January 13, 2008
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scroking

a combination of scrubbing and stroking .Waking off in the shower in order to clean your family jewels.
A:dude how do i get this zit off my johnson?

B:scroking it in the shower should help that
by mabalz January 30, 2010
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The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD
Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance
by Einstine August 17, 2015
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scagging

Using someone elses open airport with out them knowing it.
I don't need internet access, I'm just scagging off someone else in my building.
by cliff Schwarz May 15, 2005
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scrolling

Looking a person, usually a girl, up and down so it is like you are "scrolling" up and down a computer screen.
girl #1:Well, that was awkward...

girl # 2: What?

girl #1: that random guy was just scrolling me!
by michelleoremily October 2, 2010
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Scroggins

"I got scroggins all over my bedsheets!"

"I scrogged all over my ceiling! Where's the goo-be-gone?"
by garfhdg March 13, 2009
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