blue screen

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!
Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!
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screen leech

One who watches over your shoulder while you are on your computer, or who wanders in while you are playing video games and does nothing but watch you play.
With the 10 and 12 year olds in my house, I'm constantly shooing away a screen leech.
by mlanis December 31, 2011
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smoke screen

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.
Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.
by Pantaloon February 05, 2008
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Pipe Screen

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.
John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!
by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009
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the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.
Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.
by uncle sam December 11, 2004
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blue screen

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.
Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1
by 1337guy September 23, 2003
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Screen-ager

Term for a member of the generation of children raised in the Screen Age, specifically ones savvy with touchscreen devices such as iPads and iPhones.
Kris' 7 year is old is such a screen-ager, she doesn't even know what a crayon is!
by lcritterl July 19, 2011
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