tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 14, 2018

Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned March 06, 2018

sconed

Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.

"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"

by endlessfractal July 10, 2024

Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!

by stonerboibud420livin February 12, 2017

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Scone Grabber

A child or children.

Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!

by necrofeltch July 02, 2020