Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.


Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.

I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.



I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.

by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008

scotch

the drink of gods like ron burgandy

i love scotch, scotch, scotch there it goes down down into my belly.

by billy bob brown May 11, 2006

Stonch

To be either extremely tough or extremely well built

Look at that Stonch bloke over there

by P de R July 12, 2007

scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017

Slonchwize

When something is not quite straight its slonchwize

your hat is on slonchwize

by tbo's werd March 31, 2010

Scotched

When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.

Pat just scotched you so so hard

Ahhh Brendan just got scotched

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018