shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

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scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

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Shitterholefucked

To have experienced intercourse via penetration of one's abuse.

Fucked in the ass.

That chick is a major slut. She loves being shitterholefucked more than any one I've ever seen.

by TrimHits July 30, 2016

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shittercock

When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.

Hey girl....this feels real good... wait... omg no! You gave me the shittercock!!!!

by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018

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Shitterbot

An online gamer who is terrible at the game. Can be a shooting/sports/racing game etc… They lack skill and are perfect for matching up against but terrible to have on your team.

*Game Searching* Me- “Please give me a Shitterbot”

“Fuck, half my teammates are Shitterbots”

by TdogGBs July 30, 2022

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