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Scissor, Paper, Scomo. 

Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.

Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.
What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.
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scissor hands 

someone who has long sharp finger nails
Scissor hands explains how people use their long ass thumb nail to cut open a blunt
scissor hands by hypness May 28, 2006

Scissor stab 

sex move in which chick on back one leg down straight one leg up in air straight
I gave her the Scissor stab!
Scissor stab by JBut December 25, 2007

Scissor Camp 

Where a young lesbian girl goes to learn how to scissor.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Katherine went to camp?
Person 2: Where did she go? Scissor camp?
Scissor Camp by Katherine Deeee January 5, 2009

Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

scissor sisters

1. A band that bastardized the song Comfortably Numb and is attempting to bring disco back.
2. The last sign of the apocalypse.
The scissor sisters will enrage the gods and frost giants thus provoking them both into battle with eachother therefor bringing forth Ragnarok.

Scissor Kill, Bitch 

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.
"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*