Schmeckles

Currency, mainly used in communist environments, has a very high fluctuation, depending on Sparkess relation with the owner

How much is a slave? -8 schmeckles.

Oh no. Sparkess devaluatet my schmeckles again.

by IRepazZI July 18, 2019

schmeckle

A form of currency aka pen springs

I have 2 schmeckles

by NOTKIWIK January 30, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Schmeckle

Generic term for penis. More commonly used by old men with erectile disfunction.

My grandpa said his schmeckle wasnt working right.

by Duckwhore September 8, 2020

Schluckebier

The type of friend you need at a party. They drink beer, and lots of it. There for a good time, not a long time. Really means to chug some beer.

Schluckebier is in the HOUSE!

by thegoodgoodlife February 21, 2021

Schkunkled

To be clocked in the women’s bathroom

Rock: oh no Pam, why are you so upset?
Pam: I just had to pee and there was an old woman in the women’s restroom who schkunkled me.
Rock: I’m so sorry, u can always piss on the floor.
Pam: Yasssss

by tgirltonesofficial March 16, 2022

schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022