schloonk

Something icky, sticky and/or undesireable matter.

After a sexual encounter, Jane said to her lover:

''uh!!!! get that schloonk off my leg!!''

by UfaPapa007 August 29, 2014

Schoonovered

someone with no game that tries to scoop a friends existing significant other or cute friend. Usually consisting of being sneaky, slimy or using half truths or lying.

"Man, Tony totally scoonovered daves girl!"

"Mary totally schoonovered Kim's man!"

"I think I'm gonna schoonover tom's girl."

"Don't be a schoon!"

by Captainradbeard October 27, 2014

Schoonovered

someone with no game that tries to scoop a friends existing significant other or cute friend. Usually consisting of being sneaky, slimy or using half truths or lying.

"Man, Tony totally scoonovered daves girl!"

"Mary totally schoonovered Kim's man!"

"I think I'm gonna schoonover tom's girl."

"Don't be a schoon!"

by Captainradbeard October 27, 2014

Schnoop Vent

The vent above or around the toilet, usually located on the ceiling.

After taking a schnoop, the schnoop vent did its job by eliminating all odors.

by Valcroy September 22, 2017

schnoodled

so tired your not able to function. Looks dead on the outside.

Most affective after smoking weed.

Damn, you looked schnoodled.

by BadassDude23 December 17, 2017

schoong

it is a pee pee specifically from china

haha he has schoong lol gay

by dijonc February 21, 2018

Schoontang

When you get lucky with a lady after a big night on the schooners but you're far too intoxicated to finish to job.

Rick; How'd you go with that tasty bird at the Lord Gladstone Hotel last night?
Keith; Yeah, nah. I only got schoontang. I got her back to mine but I couldn't finish.
Rick; Ahh, no good. Well, at least your name isn't Rick.

by Blake Judd March 11, 2018