etch-a-sketch memory

Description of a person with a poor memory, as opposed to a "photographic memory."

I just introduced Jim to Jerry two minutes ago and Jim can't remember Jerry's name. That Jim sure has an "etch-a-sketch memory."

by MaGeever February 16, 2012

i like your sketchers

“i like your sketchers” is a lyric from a song by DripReport. i recommend the song, his voice is very soothing. the song is also very popular on tik tok.

tommy: johnny have you heard that tik tok song it goes i like your sketchers

johnny: yeah

by curryballs April 13, 2020

Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.

Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

Sketchin

To feel the negative effects of Drugs..

After tripping on two hits of LSD.. I was sketchin really hard after the party.. I felt like shit...

by chuckthefuk January 16, 2006

scotch plains fanwood high school

a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.

Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.

by SPFanonymous March 14, 2017

sketchgasm

n.
A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.

The cop almost had a sketchgasm when he saw us walking in the dark with twenty stolen milk crates.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003