sandal payoff

1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.

2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.

After all that i can't believe his story had Sandal Payoff.

by Daveco Inc July 25, 2008

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

sandal head

A term to describe someone who is obsessed with sandals; preferring sandals over sneakers; opposite of sneakerhead

Adam: Yo look at this fucking sandal head LMAO
Mohammad: Cmon bruh sandals be comfy tho...

by sc55555 June 8, 2020

Sandals

The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids

My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 2, 2022

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 December 9, 2015

no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011