Samir

Top G. Samir gets chicks and fucks bitches. Don't let your girl near a Samir, else they are gonna get 12 inches of horse cock

Have you seen Samir's horse cock?
I have, so have astronauts

by eatadickcunt#oaks November 6, 2022

samir

(n)To kill one after they have fought another player in Halo and their shields are down.

Also means to admit to being a fire hazard

Dude, stop being a samir, that's the fifth time you've samired me!

by wonkfa December 10, 2007

samir

(n) the act of being in a constant, never-ending fight with one's boyfriend/girlfriend

(v) to be verbally assaulted by one's significant other for countless hours at a time, separated by small moments of uneasy peace

A: yo man u won't believe what happened
B: what
A: iv been fighting with my girl for the last 4 hours on the phone
B: wow.. u jus got samired

by UofAlaska February 8, 2010

Samir

GAY, samir is the gayest guy

that guy is samir

by samirisgayyyy October 16, 2019

Samir

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

by (====3 May 21, 2011

Samaira

Samaira is a person who doesnt't pay attention much and also plays too many games. In fact, they can waste time their entire day. They are a nice person but they sometimes get off task and are very bad means bad. Also, they hold grudges for a while.

MOM: Dont be a samaira she is a bad influence
KID: ok mom

by QUACK CHIA March 29, 2022

Samir

A lonely king
Looking for a Queenie

He has been searching for days.

That poor guy

Yeah he is a Samir.

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018