Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria October 18, 2008

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Sammich

How fat chics say “sandwich”.

Fat bitch: hurr where’s ma sammich

by cool and awesome girl January 18, 2021

soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

Sammich

A Fat guy who continuously ask for food during practice or any time physical activity is involved.

Aye Sammich get your butt on the line and give me 5 down and backs before you run until your feet are apart of the ground.

by trumphater77 May 8, 2018