Eighth Sacrament

Slang for receiving cum all over one's face, either by a sexual partner or by oneself. Synonym for cum facial.

At the end of their date, Jack anointed Casey with the Eighth Sacrament.

by Robidelphia December 13, 2008

sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016

Sacramento Cut

when you're dicks too big and it can't fit in your partner, you cut her vagina and asshole to make a "buttgina."

yo bro how was last night?
i was tryna fuck her long dick style but my dick was too big so i sacramento cut that bitch.
that's lit man

by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017

Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.

Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.

by SacStinker January 24, 2018

Sacramento Veronica

That girl that always brings the pain but won’t let you in the stones without $5000 or more

Jesus guys, Sacramento Veronica wouldn’t let me in the game because I’m a mushycookie

by Themushycookie December 26, 2018

Sacramento SandDuster

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth

I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl

by pussymongler15 May 23, 2019