swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo February 20, 2016

swiss whisper

A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”

Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.

by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020

swiss deal

The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.

Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!

by Cait Ulted Carl March 22, 2016

Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.

Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.

by A day in the life... October 28, 2010

swiss signature

Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.

Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.

by carlson_exch2006 December 28, 2006

Shroom and Swiss

A hallucinogenic steakburger marketed by Burger King.

Whoa! I was tripping balls for a week after eating a Steakhouse Shroom and Swiss. Dude, you should try it sometime.

by Iacopus October 26, 2008

Swiss Em

Nickname assigned to someone with extremely broad skill set, especially pertaining to menial tasks. May also refer to the object of an unwanted, unrequited crush.

Poor Swiss Em, boB just won't leave her alone. She has tried the silent treatment, she's tried ignoring him, but he still bothers her at least eight times a day.

by bob chavez April 13, 2007