Swine Fail

When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.

someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.

MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.

by Shaka Zubumufulu April 30, 2009

Swine Slut

a female or male who is contagious with swine flu, and hooks up with others for the sole purpose of spreading the swine flu.

i thought i met a new girl to bone, but it turns out shes a swine slut.. now i only have 3 days to live

by swineslut May 7, 2009

Swine Flu

"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009

Swine Flu

See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.

Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.

<2 weeks later>

Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.

by Gordon Downs May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:

outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.

Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.

"I have swine flu." "LOL PWNED!"

by bobbitteer October 27, 2009

Swine Flu

A fictional horrible disease that turns your head into a pig. It can be cured by grilling bacon.

Hey, what's that label say? "Swine Flu"?

by Mekano April 26, 2009

Swine Aids

It's a cross between the mexicans with swine flu and the nigerians from africa with aids, when a male mexican with swine flu has sex with a nigerian african women with aids thus resulting the man to have 2 diseases.

"Hector has swine flu, and had sex with Shenaleiquezha and she had aids, so now Hector has swine/ aids.. swine aids."

by namsuG oigreS June 24, 2009