jens stoltenberg

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

Stoptional

Any stop sign with a white rim around it. Can be avoided if the driver so chooses to do so.

Cody: Hey jon, why is you stopping at that there red thing.
Jonny B: Cause cody, its a stop sign
Cody: No it ain't, it gots that white thingy around it
Jonny B: Good Call, Rules are for squares
Logan : Logan FTW Stoptional FTL

by Logan Harris February 28, 2009

out like stout

In like Flynn, out like stout.

When I heard the carry reference, that bitch was out like stout.

by G-g-george April 14, 2010

Stoatmeister

An individual adept in the arts of Stoatery. Person of exceptional Stoatish abilities.

With continued application and an unswerving weye for detail, you may one day become a Stoatmeister, young man.

by Sentinel December 8, 2003

Stolts

profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.

John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?

by AdmirerofSorts October 18, 2009

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

Stouty

Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.

If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"

by dave severe July 26, 2006