funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.

After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.

by mpod September 7, 2006

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

Squirt Queen

A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!

(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*

by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

hershey squirts

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

by ahmeddabuster69 June 15, 2018

chunk squirts

The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.

I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

Squirt

To have sex, the act of having sex. Usually used as code.

I want to squirt my best friend's lover.

by Jadya February 12, 2007