Soap Opera Syndrome 

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.

"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."

Soap Opera Syndrome by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016

Soap eating 

When the song soap by Melanie Martinez plays so you eat soap.

DoNt EaT sOaP- crankthatfrank on soap eating

Soap eating by Ezratheshookmo May 15, 2018

Soap Pirates 

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

Soap Pirates by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

Soap-take 

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.

Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*

Soap-take by Godofgamers September 9, 2009

Soap Wars 

The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.

You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.

My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!

U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!

Soap Wars by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011

soap opera

1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.

' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'

soap opera by Laety May 2, 2006

soap opera hearing 

Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.

(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?

(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.

soap opera hearing by pabslo September 22, 2007