Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Arf Snarf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and snaps at the bubbles.

I knew she was an arf snarf when I heard her trying to catch the bubbles.

by Lithodora September 24, 2005

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

by The best thing April 18, 2017

ball snarf

The nasty smell that comes from your balls after not washing for a period of time.

I had very bad ball snarf while camping last week.

by Artcootosnarfic November 26, 2016

snarf

A slang name of a smurf with down syndrome.

Smurfette: "Papa Smurf is a total snarf!"

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 7, 2008

Snarf

verb meaning to sneeze and barf simultaneously

This one time, at band camp, I snarfed all over this guy, and...

by alexxxx May 28, 2005

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006