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The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...
The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .
snarf by misesrocks October 23, 2015
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someone who sits in the bath tub and bites the bubbles
snarf by goose999 April 11, 2016
During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.
Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.
snarf by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016
To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.
I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing
Snarf by Gangsta son May 31, 2016
The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.
My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.
Snarf by klgdino July 26, 2016
(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:
HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF
SNARF by FOGTOWN831 April 19, 2018