What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 9, 2010

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon

A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.

"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"

by doolanator7 March 23, 2020

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

smokin Larry burt

When you sit back smoking a fat bag of meth and your penis is in a white bitch

That guys smokin Larry burt.

by anonymous June 14, 2023

Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen

“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”

by Persistent chap December 18, 2023

Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018