smapdey

An ugly man whore

ewwwww

by duh October 2, 2003

smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

SMAPxSMAP

SMAP`s TV show on Tuesday nights at 11pm.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.

SMAPxSMAP was hilarious last night.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

SHATPANK

Shatpank.
A word used to describe a shit head, but with out saying shit head. Yeah.

Douche : I fancy your girlfriend mate.

Not-douche : Shut up you shatpank. Go home.

Douche : What?

Not-douche : You heard. Shatpank.

by <3 vicky June 16, 2010

Smatchmo

1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.

2)-Dumb female security guard.

Stop fooling around, 'Smatchmo' is coming.

by Natate Grande February 19, 2003