He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
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A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team
Someone who chases letters
Someone who wants to add letter
Someone who chases letters
Someone who wants to add letter
Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017
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