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Simon
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He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very
faithful
. The typical
fuckboy
. But he's kinda
intelligent
and good-looking.
" he didn't
realise
that one girl
is
enough
, he's such a simon"
Simon
by
Ushouldnotknowmyname
January 6, 2017
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