Shrek 

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

Shrek by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019

shrek 

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

shrek by clogglegod July 6, 2019

Shrek 

GOD, THE BIBLE

IM WORSHIPING SHREK TONIGHT

Shrek by YGCVV VGVGHVXDFHCBK July 16, 2019

Shrek 

God Savior

Oh, How I love our lord and savior: Shrek!

Shrek by Solllp July 25, 2019

Shrek 

God

Im going to praise shrek

Shrek by Yeetis Maximus August 14, 2019

Shrek 

A state of feeling grossed out and disgusted after encountering someone or something.

“Those new sketchers make me feel shrek”

Shrek by Highkite7 August 18, 2019

Shrek 

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.

I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek

Shrek by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019