shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies
by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019
Get the shrekmug. A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017
Get the Shrekmug. 
an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 6, 2019
Get the shrekmug. The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.