Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

shit sauce

1A term most commonly associated with the pracgice of shit-eating, usually the product of a shiteating party, or the prepared amalgamation of shit and urine that one uses to enhance the "splattered shit look" in a shit eating photoshoot
2Davidesmother

1shit sauce makes my body glisten
2davidesmom is synonomous with the word shitsauce

by luca g. March 13, 2005

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

shitfacefucker

Someone who looks like Shit but at the Same Time they're a Face Fucker.

I Wish you'd Stop being such a Shitfacefucker.

by yukman July 24, 2011

shitstance

An instance that is remembered for its involvment with fecal matter.

"What was that shitstance with Barney a few years back?" Asked Taco."Oh the one when we were fishing and he shit his pants?" replied Jack.

by TheRevJake December 23, 2011

Shitfaced

When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG

by Versacebatman September 5, 2014