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(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.
(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.
(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.
(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.
by SociopathicDuck January 03, 2019
here is a “sex story”:
one day, a 7 year old girl was walking home. and a 37 year old BITCH took her home and did some nasty stuff. the 7 year old died from his monster cock. the BITCH went to jail.
then a 10 year old rat got ran over by an icecream truck-
one day, a 7 year old girl was walking home. and a 37 year old BITCH took her home and did some nasty stuff. the 7 year old died from his monster cock. the BITCH went to jail.
then a 10 year old rat got ran over by an icecream truck-
by stfu rat November 27, 2019
I was 12 years old. my parents were out of town and it was just my stepbrother (18)and i. we decided to watch a movie that night .we were watching the movie when a sex scene came on and he quickly told me to go to my room. so i went to my room and masturbated.my stepbrother then called me into his room. i went to his room and he shut the door behind me completely naked. he said he saw me mastubating and that he wanted to help me. so he made me get naked and get on the bed or else he would tell me mom what i was doing. he then started to play with my clit and finger me and eat me out. i almost came so i shut my legs and he told me not to do that or else i’ll always b a virgin. and he kept going at me. he then walked me over to our parents room where we found a vibrater and we went to their bed and he told me to close my and kept down on my hands so i move them. and he put the vibrator on my pussy and omg. he then told me to go on my knees and he’ll teach me how to make any guy want me. a blowjob. he taught me where to go. how deep. and what to do when he cums. so i did that and he told me since i did a good job he would eat me out again. and started to play around with the top of his dickdidn’t really like it thou so i told him to stop but he said no and he’ll keep going until i cum.now every friday when our parents have date night we always go into their room and get whatever kinky stuff they have and use it. that’s what a sex story is
by u r my fire February 02, 2020
I was home alone the isiah the hottest boy in the school came over to work on a project together. He kept looking at my pussy. I was like do you want to fuck? he was like hell yeah. I ran towards him and toke of my shirt and took off his pant and underwear. And then there i saw a huge 10 in dick. I was like yes daddy. He turned my around and put it in my wet pussy. after a few minutes i gave him a blowjob. He said how about you ride my dick? I was like bet.After sometimes he said that he will cum i was DO It He cumed inside of me. We fucked all night even when we were. in the school parking lot.
THE END THAT'S MY SEX STORY
THE END THAT'S MY SEX STORY
by HORNYBITCH21 February 15, 2021
one time i was with aunt and uncles place while my parents were going on there date night every friday.i was playing my uncles xbox while he was picking up my cousins from my grandparents house. my aunt was folding laundry. i got tired so i went to go get some water and to the bathroom up stairs. the door to my aunts room was slightly open and she was naked and she had big titties. the house had carpet floors so i was super quiet.i took off my clothes and put one arm around her waist. she didn't even react as if she was waiting for it. so i shoved her on her bed,and i put my rock hard six inch dick. inside her and humped her for like two mineats. then i got flat one the bed and she sat on my dick and rode it and it felt so good. then i told her to suck my dick and she did it with passion and i nutted in her mouth she was gagging. now we fuck every friday night.
by mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm March 02, 2021
So here's the sex story that you need to know about folks
So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
by Jackkkkkkkkkk.moan March 18, 2020
by No Horny Police >:( March 15, 2022