(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.
Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)
by lyssaloo September 8, 2009
Get the Pocket Secretmug. by GAWII March 1, 2009
Get the Victoria's Secretmug. Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
by sepearl24 May 30, 2018
Get the sitting on a secretmug. A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020
Get the Polish Secretmug. by shntrnr August 20, 2014
Get the secret chillmug. by mlke June 11, 2006
Get the Secret Biggiemug. Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).
Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.
The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
Get the Secret Juicemug.