Schizophrenib 

A gap in the psychiatry that is exploited by doctors or health care professionals to further their own agenda by keeping people sick.

You have schizophrenia for diagnosed for the 100th time by the 35th doctor and we don't know why or we don't care because we're getting paid and you're not. You are actually schizophrenib.

Schizophrenib by 2tung November 7, 2023

Schizophrenic 

I am not a schizophrenic.

Hym "Really. And it has to be clear to the audience here that you don't even care whether or not I'm a schizophrenic. Seriously, if you seriously think that you assholes democratizing mental illness is a good idea, I can't wait for it to bite you retards in the ass. It likely already has. I'm still waiting on the score. Really, all of the shit you supposedly care about is MAKE BELIEVE. And if I'm not willing to play along I'm some variation of 'the wrong type of person' and the value of my life reduces to an integer. What's you're justification? Well, I said that the value of your life could be represented as an integer. Uno reverse. It literally 1 of the only 2 things you're capable of mentally."

Schizophrenic by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

Schizophernia 

The wrong way to spell schizophrenia. You dyslexic dummy.

Person 1: Hey, Bob was diagnosed with Schizophernia recently
Person 2: Oh really? Then say it right, Schizophrenia, FRENia not FERNia, dummy.

Schizophernia by FlazeTheKitsune May 26, 2024

Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

Schizophrenic Stoner by Best people’s December 25, 2025

Paranoid Schizophrenic 

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

Paranoid Schizophrenic by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? 

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.

Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Schizophonenia 

An affliction that occurs when one is put in a position without their phone for over 24 hours...

Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation

4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything

Dude "My school sent us on a weekend retreat for our final and no phones were allowed"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"

Schizophonenia by Stains and Smears March 4, 2019