Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Russian sleepover

Getting hammered drunk on vodka, having sexual intercourse, and passing out while inside a female, before or after reaching climax.

Dude, Ike was so wasted last night he gave Tina a Russian sleepover.

by John Jacob jingle Hammersmith August 29, 2013

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

Russian Tow Truck

Sexual Position: The male is standing and receiving a BJ from a female who is standing and bent over. The male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her butt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.

Yo, i banged that ho last night and hit her with a Russian Tow truck.

by steev-0 March 31, 2011

Russian Five

The first all Russian, 5-man skating unit in the history of the National Hockey League. Formed by the Detroit Red Wings in the mid-nineties, the line consisted of Sergei Federov, Slava Kozlov, Igor Larionov, Slava Fetisov, and Vladimir Konstantinov. It was this lineup that helped lead the Detoit Red Wings to win the Stanley Cup in the 1996-97 Season, their first in 42 years. The dominance of the Russian Five came to an abrupt end after the Championship win, with Vladimir Konstantinov suffering career-ending injries in a limousine accident with fellow player Slava Fetisov, and team masseur Sergei Mnatsakanov.

When the Russian Five skated onto the ice, the fans at Joe Louis Arena went wild.

by Dave Rex October 24, 2005

Russian Bobsled

A sexual act in where a man is engaging a woman doggy style next to a flight of stairs and then pushes her down the stairs and rides her the whole way.

Bob:Hey man, what did you do last night?
John:Oh nothing much, i just pulled the Russian Bobsled on Jen.
Bob:Nice, hopefully it didn't bruise her knees too bad.

by Danish_boy7 November 6, 2008

Russian Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game in which a revolver or six shooter has one ( or more) bullets put into the chamber. The chamber is then spun around and snapped into position, leaving no idea as to the bullet's exact position. Two or more men then take turns putting the gun to their head and pulling the trigger, hoping it falls on an empty chamber. Others will commonly bet on this sort of game. Russian roulette may also appear in the form of a similar game in which many glasses full of some substance are placed down. All but one are filled with water or alcohol or something, the last containing deadly poison. Men take turns choosing and picking glasses to drink until one dies. (I think this is also called russian roulette)

Damn yo, that scene with russian roulette in The Deer Hunter was intense!11

by Noobert January 23, 2003