Rusty Triangle

The fine art of anallingus and clitoral stimulation.

Joe:Tasha do you want a rusty triangle tonight?
Tasha:As long as you don't kiss me afterwards.

by Package69 March 10, 2014

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

rusty steamboat

when a girl farts while a man is giving her a rim job (licking out her anal cavity)

jess gave me a rusty steamboat last night, tasted like onions

by rafiki and bonzai January 10, 2009

Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.

Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.

by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010

rusty sneeze

A sneeze so powerful that it causes one to shit thy pants. Similar to a snart, yet messier. Can be used in both noun and a verb form.

Gee whiz! After last night a snart would have been understandable, but that rusty sneeze completely caught me off guard. Let me get a towel.

by IamBanjoMan October 1, 2010

Rusty Engine

The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.

Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry

by coolguy199 December 14, 2010

Rusty Warhammer

The action of slamming your cock against one's forehead after having smeared their poop on it via ass-fucking.

John: "Dude how was it last night?"
Me: "Awesome, man! You should have seen her face after I gave her a rusty warhammer."

by Charles MaNs0n May 14, 2009