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Randy Houser

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021
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Rectal Randy

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
by Greg S. September 24, 2004
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Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
by irondeath March 10, 2017
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Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.
"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."
by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017
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Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.
Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
by mustysausage May 29, 2018
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Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 16, 2021
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Angry Randy Moment

When your annoying friend becomes aggressively angry and sometimes tries to argue with you over something that doesn't really matter.
While playing Valorant:
"OMG this guy keeps on baiting! Just die already LOL"
"Angry Randy Moment"
by hi lol dw abt it April 18, 2021
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