angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

The Rooster

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

"The Rooster"

by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013

rooster

noun. A woman who is talented at oral sex.

Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).

by DeeCe531 September 1, 2012

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.

In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.

by Preggo lover May 13, 2005

Flippin roosters for babies

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.

Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.

by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011

swedish rooster tail

when a woman motorboats a mans buttocks

man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!

by mr spice February 23, 2011

mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special

Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!

by Gilbilly March 14, 2017