Dr. Roidberg

A doctor who gives steroids to his patients legally or illegally. A parody of the Futurama character Dr. Zoidberg.

Man 1: Dude, you are looking ripped!

Man 2: Yep, thanks to Dr. Roidberg, I don't even have to work out.

by Albatoss December 17, 2011

Roids

A bodily enhancer that stimulates the function of the production of testoserone. The increase in testoserone causes your head to grow and your balls to shrink

Gavin was on Roids for so long his head exploded and luna his dog ate his balls because they looked like rasins.

by Shadowthedoglovessmokeysmokey October 27, 2005

roids

Abbreviation for hemorrhoids (hemorrhoids of the anus and rectum are enlarged bulging blood vessels located inside or outside the anus).

Dude, could you hand me that doughnut pillow and my Preperation H? My roids are flarin up again, dawg!

by BustaRoids December 25, 2004

roidman

A largely built douchebag on roids. These disgusting creatures usually roam the Gym 24/7, they have small Dicks, and have Rape fantasies. Definitely someone to avoid, and don't let your homegirl be around them.

"See Arnold over there, he is such a fucking Roidman."

by the person who killed captain May 16, 2018

Roidtard

The quintessential PED drugged up mental-midget, muscle douche, gym-bro or broad / fitness influencer / crossfitter / MMA fan / Joe Rogan worshipper, who advocate the use of PEDs for aesthetics, under the guise of fitness, while deflecting focus to some casual factor such as eating keto, carnivore, raw diet, or “hard work” (also made possible by PEDs) The roidtard typically gives fitness and health advice, based exclusively off of their appearance, (which would not be possible without drugs) while having no scientific or educational credibility except “bro-science”. They mourn the other roidtards’ premature drug-related or lifestyle deaths, citing how “jacked”, “fire” or inspirational the now maggot-food buffet roidtard was while alive, and using massive amounts of drugs to gain attention and false accolade, which inspres others to do the same.

Fitness influencer "Joesthetics" Lindner died of an aneurysm at 30 because he was a roidtard like Rich Piana, and every other social media muscle douche.

The culture of roidtards is self -fulfilling cycle of self-destruction.

by Kirkury September 12, 2023

Nose Roids

When you swap some cocaine monkeys gear for Creatine and watch him ram it in his face.

That dumb fuck snorted so many Nose Roids he'll be doing push ups with his nostrils

by Paddy_T Bag October 1, 2009

roidgina

The extreme growth of the clitoris such that it resembles a penis. This is often the result of steroid abuse by the woman.

As Dan went down on Heather she noticed him make a disgusted face and exclaimed "Damn girl, you should've told me you had a cock! Heather replied "Don't worry, that's just my roidgina it only looks like I have a cock because I've been taking steroids for so long."

by Chicago Rick January 14, 2008