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read it and weep

You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."
by calmecac August 10, 2009
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Reading Rainbow

Reading Rainbow was an American children's television series aired by PBS from June 6, 1983 until November 10, 2006, that encouraged reading among children.

Each episode centered on a theme from a book or other children's literature which is explored through a number of segments or stories. The show also provided book recommendations for kids to look for when they go to the library.

Reading Rainbow was hosted by actor and executive producer LeVar Burton, who is also known for his roles in Roots and Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was produced by On-Screen Entertainment for executive producers WNED and Great Plains National.

A regular feature was a children's book narrated by a noted celebrity. Some of the celebrities who have read on the show include Harold Littlebird (born in 1951) of New Mexico (The Legend of the Indian Paintbrush) and Michael Ansara (The Gift of the Sacred Dog, And Still the Turtle Watched).

Another segment of the show featured Burton in different places talking to different people about their work and other contributions, focusing on the theme of each episode.

The final segment of each show, called Book Reviews, began with Burton's introductory phrase, "But you don't have to take my word for it," and features children giving capsule reviews of books they recommend. Burton ended every show with, "I'll see you next time."

The show's theme song was written by Steve Horelick, Dennis Neil Kleinman, and Janet Weir; Horelick also served as the series' music director and composer. The theme was sung by Tina Fabrik. The original opening, which depicted a cartoon butterfly transforming the surroundings of young children reading books into cartoon fantasylands, was used until 1999. Later episodes used a new opening with the same theme song performed by R&B legend Chaka Khan.

The daughter of producer Larry Lancit, Shaune Lancit, was often featured in the series, most notably as the child thanking the sponsors at the end of the show.

In recent years it had tackled issues that other children's programs have historically avoided, such as poverty in U.S. inner cities, the September 11 attacks, childbirth and its impact on the family, and prison, all from a child's point of view.
Chris: "Hey what you doing?"
Andrew: "Watching Mother f*ckin' Reading Rainbow!"
by TeamVoltron April 25, 2008
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Reading bluecoat

A school where the lads are the laddiest of all the lads, every sesh gremlin that lurks around the reading, Henley or Marlow area is at bluecoat. It is the common ground of the party animals. It is in well known that’s oratory do not get on with bluecoat.

Bluecoat lads enter bluecoat a young inexperienced lad but they leave with bluecoat spirit in there blood and takes the bluecoat seshing ways to other places.
Ohhh shit what a party , oh ye it’s Cos the bluecoat boys r here

Is that sl bandz. Uno the ones from tik tok Reading bluecoat school right
by Jesss Kay November 5, 2019
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Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.
Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
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see what the lick read

To get a sense/understanding of what something is
There a a opportunity to make some quick cash but first you check it out to make sure its good for business. You gotta see what the lick read
by bigsouljaeli November 5, 2017
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Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.
Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.
by Grey December 20, 2004
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shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
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