Recover Your Life

Self Harm and Eating Disorder support site. Possibly the biggest on the internet.
Containing endless pages of fantastic information, a chatroom, live assistance and a Forum.
All for support and distraction.

Recover your life member 1: I really feel horrible, I need support, help?
Recover your life memeber 2: Hey, we're here for you, what's the problem?

by Fi. December 13, 2008

removed

Something that was once there but is now not there. Removed.

The primter was broken in my office. I called up maintenance and had it removed.

by Wrkmaster January 30, 2018

Rage removal

Removing something in rage when angry at someone or something that you later find yourself in need of again.

Ex 1
Girl: Hey, can I have your number?
Boy: Don't you already have my number?
Girl: I did but I rage removed it when you left me at the party last week

Ex 2
Guy: Some guy kicked my ass on Warcraft yesterday so I uninstalled it from my computer and now I can't find the CD:s to reinstall it
Friend: Lol, rage removal

by whothefuckamI May 1, 2010

Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Credit Recovery

some faggot ass bullshit that high schoolers everywhere hate. It is a form of retaking a class where you stay 2 or more hours after school and sit bored as fuck in front of a computer and retake a class virtually.

"Man, i fucking hate credit recovery! its a fucking ass bitch! i wish i wouldnt have failed!"

by 12455 December 21, 2008

Slut in Recovery

A girl who was once a slut, but has changed her ways, and instead of sleeping with every man she meets, she has more self control and can say "no" to sex...most of the time.

I am a slut in recovery

by Slut in recovery September 27, 2005

boomer remover

Another term for the Covid-19 virus a.k.a Corona. The virus targets the elderly “baby boomer” generation.

Old Hippie: “Tell me, sonny, why do you keep licking your hands and touching things?”
Millennial soy boy: “I coating everything with boomer remover. It’s what we do!”

by boonviller March 16, 2020