bad religion

The best political punk out there. After 25 years, the balding band is still holding their own on the Warped Tour, and Brett Gurewitz is sexier than ever.

Bad Religion is smarter than you.

by Lady Pain February 28, 2005

religious

(Adj.) Something which is both hilarious and deeply saddening.

'Jesus Camp' was religious.

by WouterTron June 16, 2007

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

by Demonic bro December 6, 2013

leilas religion

leilas religion is communism of dumbassery. we serve the holy trinity, pepe kermit and shrek. we hate sec ones and dumb people shall be named zajeb. caps and autocorrect are excommunicated. thats the only sin of leilaests

leilas religion is better than keke’s religion and martins cult

by iambigbrainbitch October 21, 2019

religitics

a belief system in which politics and religion are inseparably connected; when a change in political beliefs is no longer the same religion, and a change in the religious beliefs is no longer the same politics (portmanteau of religion + politics); pejorative: a loony nutcase who adheres to religitics can also be called "a religitic" (portmanteau of religious + lunatic)

Like all orthodox religions, the Christian Right is more religitics than pure religion.

by Danstrom August 11, 2010

Religiotard

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.

( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religiotards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.

by andysnare February 17, 2009