Rectum wrecker shit

A dry shit that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. First wipe poo, second wipe blood.

Hey Steve, why are you walking funny?
I just took myself a rectum wrecker shit !

by drippydick11 November 5, 2016

Rectumental

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

rectum

shit waterslide

Joe: "What's a rectum?"
John: "Shit waterslide."

by roberteospeedwagon July 3, 2022

raging rectum

While giving anal sex hot sauce is applied to the asshole. ( hot sauce can also be poured on before the penitration)

Last night i gave that girl a raging rectum and it stung!

by sexOmatic1142 July 20, 2009

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016

Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021