Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

15 ramens

the cost of a gram of weed or a ebony woman for a night.

Mark Tostenrude
Brewster WA
98812

Lafonda on the corner is givin a two night deal for the price of one so only 15 ramens biiiiatch!!!!!!
Her brother is also selling a gram of weed if you wanna get stoned as a henge for only 15 ramens.

by Mark Tostenrude November 02, 2013

anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.

Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.

by analbeads November 21, 2019

Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.

Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick

by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009

Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything

Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 14, 2021

Ramen Slut

1) the act of finding sexual enjoyment from sucking off ramen
2) managing to reach orgasm levels from eating ramen

"Mary is such a Ramen Slut" - Judy

Mary proceeds to orgasm while eating her ramen

by Skeletondremmer March 03, 2020

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019