don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

Raccoon Eyes

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..

"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"

by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

raccoon on a stick

In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.

During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.

by BPJ January 26, 2006

raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

by Cliet May 17, 2006

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 3, 2008

racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.

brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.

by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008

raccoon sushi bar

a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.

my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.

by michaelmas June 11, 2006