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roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.
"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."
by Rogaru March 8, 2014
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roffing

Jimmy and Kim are roffing in the other room.
by Flexsmart April 23, 2015
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Raffle Police

Admins/Mods on STRAB get called this regularly. Used to describe those who sit on facebook all day doing nothing but outing raffle scammers. These people have a large fan-base of 50,000 followers (almost), all of which are single muvvas on bennyfits.
What are you, the raffle police?
by STRAB2019 April 16, 2019
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rofl_420

Garfields biggest fan. /srs (they wrote lore for me)
ugly ass bitch: GARFIELD SUCKS
rofl_420: never say that.. *emo demon powers*
ugly ass bitch: PLS SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
rofl_420: go kys. now.
by tweekingurmom March 29, 2022
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phantom riffled

phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep
bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled

bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"
by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011
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Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022
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rafflecapter

A variation on the slang "roflcopter". Doesn't really mean anything, and its humor comes from using it in the most obscure of places.
Person 1: What kind of car do you drive?
Person 2: A rafflecapter.
Person 1: Ugh.. I can't ever get a straight answer from you.
by PandaBlue September 24, 2007
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