When you take your penis and bludgeon someone about the ribs, until the ribs break. Then fuck.
No rib vaulting without consent.
No rib vaulting without consent.
by Arch Major May 20, 2016

by Butt buddie 1 and 2 October 11, 2013

by dirk_diggler May 30, 2006

by Doug Apre April 11, 2005

A process of eating the toppings off of a samoa cookie from the Girl Scouts when you are extremely stoned and allergic to the gluten in cookies.
Person 1: "Dude, you're eating my samoa cookie like its a rib..."
Person 2: "Mmm...rib cookie...nom nom nom."
Person 2: "Mmm...rib cookie...nom nom nom."
by Hufflepuff7890 March 18, 2011

by Birn August 17, 2006

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
