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Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016
mugGet the Remotemug.

losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
mugGet the losing the tv remotemug.

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word
Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job
by Epithelial February 3, 2020
mugGet the Remotionmug.

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
mugGet the charter remotemug.

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.
The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!
by #olderlady October 2, 2018
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Roku Remote

Roku Remote has become a comparison to male genitalia.
Girl, he thinks he's all that but all he's packin' is a roku remote!
by Wrenchdawg26 November 21, 2023
mugGet the Roku Remotemug.

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