jackyl-ripping

Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.

It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.

by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

Ripping Tide

When you let a serious fart "rip" while swimming in the ocean.

You might want to swim a little further away from me, I'm totally ripping tide right now.

by rockyracoon86 June 20, 2011

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

bar raping

While playing Dance Dance Revolution, holding on the bar with both hands for a good portion of the song. Looked down apon by some

Damn, he pass MaxX Unlimited without bar-raping

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

mark-raping

When a teacher or professor takes off marks, or gives low grades to an individual for malicious reasons

"I was getting an A+ in that class, but then that professor who doesn't like me gave me a mark-raped me with a B+!" (mark-raping)

by Professor Poo January 10, 2008

The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz

A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.

Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!

by ALKALINEOVERDOSE August 4, 2010